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Open latter to His Imperious Majesty, His Holliness, Judge of Judges, Chairman and CEO of Supreme Coat, Iftkhar Chory Saab: “786. AOA. Kajra ray, kajra ray, teray karay karay naina. I am 200% agree with you about men in uniform. We both never ever want to talk to a man in uniform except to say ‘I’ll have a Big Mac, Coke and Extra Large Fries’. Hain ji? I am your great admirer and will spote rule of la and respact of judiciary for as long as I am in opposition. As you know, I am coming. Please do not sand me back to Saudi Arabia. It is not EuroDisney. Life in Jeddah is like driving koora (garbage) truck with Mercedes hubcaps. I have learnt a lot in exile. You can do an exam if you like. It will proof to you that I am brilliantine. Does Musharraf know what is called Pakistani with one hair? Answer: Iqbal. Why Pakistanis are not in London football team? Answer: because every time it is a corner, Pakistanis they build corner shop. Living with Britishers is also not nice. The white people they are not liking us Pakis. It is happening to me also. On day before APC, I decided to paint my Park Lane flat fresh white. But on climbing ladder I slapped and fell into tub of white paint and was covered in white paint. I decided to go to Oxford Street to get Wipe Its. On the way I met Maulana Fazlurrahman who asked, ‘Mian Saab, what’s happened to you?’ I said ‘I was painting flat for APC and climbing ladder I slapped and I fell into tub of white paint. Now I’m going to Oxford Street to get Wipe Its’. Then I again started walking and met Sherry Rehman. She said, ‘Mian Saab, what’s happened to you?’ I said ‘I was painting flat for APC and climbing ladder I slapped and I fell into tub of white paint. Now I’m going to Oxford Street to get Wipe Its. Do you mind?’. She went off in huff in Prada shoes. Then I started walking and met Imran Khan. He said, ‘Mian Saab, what’s happened to you?’ I said ‘Ufff! I was painting flat for APC and climbing ladder slapped and fell into tub of white pain. Now I am going to Oxford Street to get Wipe Its. Tenoo keee?’ I said pushing away his helping arm leaving white smudge on Imran’s Georgio Harami suit. Lastly I met Asfandyar Wali who asked, ‘Mian Saab, what’s happened to you?’ and I started shouting, ‘All of you di mother-sister! What’s to you?!! Every body is illegitimate offspring! I’ve only been white for half an hour and I can’t stand you interfering Pakis!’ So please let me return to bloved Lahore. As Allama Iqbal said: Pyar kiya to darna kya?”
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