Christian Subversion And Missionary Activities - 4

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<!--QuoteBegin-dhu+Apr 17 2008, 01:41 PM-->QUOTE(dhu @ Apr 17 2008, 01:41 PM)<!--QuoteEBegin--><!--QuoteBegin--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE<!--QuoteEBegin-->"In the Catholic Church, after 2,000 years, Mary is still a Virgin," she said. "So clearly, they're not interested in girls."

That statement, however, angered Vatican spokesman Edgar Palowski, who said it propagated a common misconception about the church. "This doesn't get reported enough," he said, "but it's a fact that our priests abuse just as many girls as boys."
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(I can't believe i'm having to discuss this, but..) Vatican spokesman Edgar does not understand that we would still not expect the ratio of abuse to be as high as 1:1. So there is obviously a preference for male boys. We can also venture to state that these fellows are 'essentially' sodomizing the infant Caesar. And we can say this confidently because these are the same fellows always striving to discover "the true meaning" and "the true design".
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<!--emo&--><img src='style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo--> people... notice the weblink www.satirewire.com in the story on egan's law. It is a spoof.