Gujarat, Karnataka, Goa, UP- Election 2007 - 2

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i got this from rediff reader comments. It is funny in some places. Admins pl. remove if found inappropriate.

<!--QuoteBegin-->QUOTE<!--QuoteEBegin--> GABBAR is extremely furious over S0NIA,PRIYANKA, AND RAHUL, aur unki WATT lagane apne paas bulata hai due to their FAKE PROMOTIONAL RALLIES
Gabbar : Kitne Aadmi the Rai Bairelli ki Rally mein ?
S0NIA : Sardar Do 2.
Gabbar : Congress ki rally mein aadmi do aur tum teen ! AA THOOO!!
S0NIA : Sardar Galti ho gayi. Humne kharidne ki bohut koshish kari magar koi aane ko taiyaar hi nahin tha.
Gabbar: To teri laundiya kya kar rahi thi ? Sune he Rai Bairelly mein bade thumke laga rahi thi ?
Samba : Sardar us laundiya ka thumka humne bhi dekha, magar pata hi nahin chalta ki Rahul kon aur Priyanka kon. Aisa lag raha tha jaise Rahul Saree pehn kar thumke laga raha ho
S0NIA : Sardar meri laundiya ne bohut zor zor se thumke lagaye, magar koi aaya nahin uski gori charmi dekhne <!--emo&--><img src='style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif' /><!--endemo-->. Kye mein try karon ?
( A LONG SILENCE.......................................... )(Sonia Rahul and Priyanka trembling with fear )
Gabbar : Abey teri wrikled chipkali jaisi gori chamri dekhne kon aayega
(Rahul Shivering with fear )
Gabbar to Rahul : Tera kya hoga Kaliya
Rahul : Sardar mein KAALIYA nahin, mein to ek dum chikna aur gora hoon apne pita jee Shri Quotrocchi jaisa. Gabbar Singh aap bhi congress join kar lo, hum apko bhi Gabbar Singh se Gabbar Gandhi bana denge

Gabbar : SUAAAAR KE BAACHHONN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SAB KE SAB PIRATED GANDHI !!! AAA THOOOOO

Gabbar : Congress ke teen SUAAAAR aur rally mein log 2 bohut naa insafi hai

KYE SOCH KAR AAYE THE YAHAN DESH KI JANTA BOTHU KHUS HOGI !!!! AAA THOOOOOOOOOOO !!

Gabbar : Arey O Sambha kitni bullet hain re hamri pistol mein
Sambha : sardar 3
Gabbar : Yeh SUAAAAR bhi Teen, Aur Goli bhi Teen HA HAHH HAHAAHHAAHH
Sambha : heheheh ahah hhahehehha hahhheehahhae

Rahul, Priyanka, aur Sonia : Sardar humne apka namak khaya hai

Gabbar : TENO PIRATED GANDHI HAHAHAAHHAHAAA
Sambha : heheheh ahah hTENO PIRATED GANDHI
S0NIA : HA HAHH HAHAAHH mein bhi pirated gandhi
Priyanka : HA HAHH HAHAAHAAAAAAHAAHH AHAH mein bhi pirated
Rahul : HA HAHH HAHAAHHAAHH HAHHAHAAAAAAHAA HUM TENO PIRATED

GABBAR : AAB GOLI KHAO !!! THAIN THAIN THAIN ( shooting these three dirty crooks 1,2,3)

( Our Country lived happily after that ) THANKS TO GABBAR <!--emo&--><img src='style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /><!--endemo-->

GABBAR'S MESSAGE TO INDIANS : Hum Daaku Hain , Chor Hain, magar Mehnat Karte hain <!--emo&--><img src='style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /><!--endemo-->.Jitna Paisa Loot te hain, use desh mein rakhte hain. Yeh Saaale pirated gandhi/Congress is desh ko loot kar kha gaye woh bhi ( Congress ki Toilet Seat) par baithe baithe apne desh ka paisa Italy mein flush kar dete hain Quotrocchi ke Italian toilet mein. AAAAAAAAA THOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->