Pakistan News and Discussion-8

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FT- just out of press - enjoy it!!!
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Following the release of the real PM’s magnum opus, in which he revealed that the Americans had threatened his then DG ISI that they would “bomb Pakistan back to the Stone Age” if we didn’t co-operate with them post 9/11, Isloo’s hacks have looked high and low for the former DG to elicit his comments on the issue. Some intrepid hacks made it past the check posts and actually got to the former DG’s home in Pindi. There they discovered that he was away preaching to the choir, doing tableegh

<b>Thought you’d never ask</b>
Two weeks ago, late one night, an irreverent hack left the home of a friend who happens to be on Uncle Sam’s mission in Isloo. The hack was slightly the worse for wear. Just down the road from the diplomat’s home, he was accosted by a bearded gent who asked if he’d been to the “gora’s house”. The hack jumped out of his skin but managed a defiant, “and who are you to ask” sort of reply. The bearded gent admitted that he was a spook and went directly to the heart of the matter: “what were you talking about in there?” The hack fell to the ground and kissed the earth. The bewildered spook asked what he was doing. “I thought you’d never ask! I’ve been harassed for years by spooks lying in wait outside the Indian and Soviet embassies. This is a first for Uncle Sam’s mission. It shows we are finally a sovereign nation!”

<b>Away with her visage!</b>
We know that the real PM spoke to students at the Oxford Union, but what has not been mentioned is that he refused to address the august gathering until Big Ben’s portrait had been removed from the hall of fame, she having been President of the Oxford Union in the 70s.
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